I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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