WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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