Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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