summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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