She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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