we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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