And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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