what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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