last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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