You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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