yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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