dude i'm inner monologue high
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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