IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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