Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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