Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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