it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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