I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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