i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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