the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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