How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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