When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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