let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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