Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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