Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
40s are totally the cure
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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