girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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