Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think I died a long time ago.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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