she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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