I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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