so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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