gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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