Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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