So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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