i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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