protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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