i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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