Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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