I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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