I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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