I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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