I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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