We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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