Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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