So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it was like eating out sand paper
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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