I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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