Whod you bang
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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