I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
