I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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