he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Farmville is her only friend.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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