i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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