at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love black thongs
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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