her vagine was all disorganized.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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